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Sep 5, 2008
Boris & Natasha Help John & Sarah
Posted by: Todd Epp - 09/05/2008 11:15 AM (2008 Election, Gov. Sarah Palin, humor, Presidential Election, Sen. John McCain, Rocky & Bullwinkle)




This wonderfully wacky cartoon comes from Bonny Fleming and Matthew Scholz and is used with their permission. Bonny is from Rapid City, SD and Matthew is from Knoxville, TN.

And, we can thank (or blame) the internets for their inspired humor. This note from Bonny:
Occasionally we use yahoo to chat back and forth… somehow in the conversation yesterday talking about Palin, I mentioned being scared of her… he said “as long as your not a moose you have nothing to worry about” then we both went off on the tangent together and the idea was born.
Great stuff and thanks!

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Sep 4, 2008
Pass the Pepto: The GOP's Gonna Make Me Hurl!
Posted by: Todd Epp - 09/04/2008 9:52 PM (2008 Election, Democracy, Republican Scandals, RSS Feed, Sen. John McCain, George Orwell)




The Orwellian RNC Convention just about put me on injured reserve tonight.

Did you know the Republicans are the Peace Party? I guess it's peace if you consider invading a country that had nothing to do with 911 as "peace" then staying there longer than WWII lasted.

Did you know that Republicans love small towns but hate people who are involved and work for change in those same communities?

Did you know that Republicans are pro-family, as long as it is Republicans who have out of wedlock kids? Republican unmarried mothers have "family problems." Democrat unmarried mothers have bad morals.

Did you know that Republicans are for change and are mavericks?? But hasn't a Republican President been the problem for the past eight years? Haven't they been in power?

Did you know that Republicans hate people who write books yet they believe in education?

Who knew!?

Pass the Pepto Bismol. I think I'm going to hurl.

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Sep 4, 2008
Open Mic Catches Top GOPers' True Palin Thoughts
Posted by: Todd Epp - 09/04/2008 3:40 PM (2008 Election, Democracy, Gov. Sarah Palin, Media, Presidential Election, Sen. John McCain)


Eraser

Ok, my young Republican friends, you've given me a lot of grief about "picking" on Gov. Sarah Palin.

Well, some of the stalwarts of your own party aren't so big on her selection either.

Here's a transcript of an off camera discussion today about Palin's selection as Veep from venerable GOP heavyweight Peggy Noonan, Republican strategist Mike Murphy, and MSNBC's Chuck Todd. Go to the Huffington Post to watch the actual video.

Here's the pertinent part of the transcript:

Mike Murphy: You know, because I come out of the blue swing state governor world: Engler, Whitman, Tommy Thompson, Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush. I mean, these guys -- this is how you win a Texas race, just run it up. And it's not gonna work. And --

PN: It's over.

MM: Still McCain can give a version of the Lieberman speech to do himself some good.

CT: I also think the Palin pick is insulting to Kay Bailey Hutchinson, too.

PN: Saw Kay this morning.

CT: Yeah, she's never looked comfortable about this --

MM: They're all bummed out.

CT: Yeah, I mean is she really the most qualified woman they could have turned to?

PN: The most qualified? No! I think they went for this -- excuse me-- political bullshit about narratives --

CT: Yeah they went to a narrative.

MM: I totally agree.

PN: Every time the Republicans do that, because that's not where they live and it's not what they're good at, they blow it.

MM: You know what's really the worst thing about it? The greatness of McCain is no cynicism, and this is cynical.

CT: This is cynical, and as you called it, gimmicky.

MM: Yeah.

Yup, those rabid liberals, Noonan and Murphy, dissin' the Alaskan mom. Disgusting.

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Sep 3, 2008
Sarah Palin, Right Out of an Episode of Northern Exposure
Posted by: Todd Epp - 09/03/2008 9:17 AM (2008 Election, Democracy, Gov. Sarah Palin, Presidential Election, RSS Feed, Sen. John McCain, Television)


Northern Exposure tv show photo

I used to watch the CBS Alaskan-set dramedy Northern Exposure all the time in the 1990s.

I loved its depiction of small town life peopled with unique and quirky characters.
Shelly Marie Tambo played by Geary, Cynthia
However, I guess I missed the episodes with Sarah Palin as mayor of Cicely, AK.

Or maybe Shelly, the former beauty queen, was actually based on Gov. Palin's character? Think about it.

Chris Stevens played by Corbett, John (I)Nonetheless, it does appear Gov. Palin did end up marrying Chris Stevens.

Who knew!

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Sep 1, 2008
Take a Poll: When Will the GOP Pull an Eagleton on Palin?
Posted by: Todd Epp - 09/01/2008 3:30 PM (2008 Election, Democracy, Gov. Sarah Palin, Polls, RSS Feed, Sen. John McCain)


Let's see, it's only been since Friday and what have we learned about Gov. Sarah Palin? So, is she the GOP's Tom Eagleton?  What else don't we know? I bet she's off the ticket by the end of September. What do you think? Take a poll!

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Aug 31, 2008
The Short Presidency of Sarah Pailin: A Tragedy in Three Acts
Posted by: Todd Epp - 08/31/2008 7:37 PM (2008 Election, Democracy, Gov. Sarah Palin, RSS Feed, Sen. John McCain, Vice President)




Act I


While on a visit to the Green Zone in Baghdad on September 11, 2009, President John McCain is severely injured when a suicide bomber makes it past security and detonates a bomb within feet of the President and his group.

President McCain is immediately airlifted to Ramstein AFB in Germany, where, on September 14, 2009, he dies from his injuries.

Vice President Sarah Palin is sworn in as President from her hunting cabin in Alaska by a federal district court judge.

After her brief remarks to the nation, an open radio microphone catches her say, “If only the damn Democrats would have supported this war, that terrorist wouldn’t have been so imboldened to kill President McCain.”

Her unguarded remarks infuriated Democrats and even many Republicans, who believe the remarks were insensitive at best and horribly divisive at a time when Americans need to come together to honor their fallen leader.

During subsequent public appearances during President McCain’s state funeral, President Palin in visibly shaken and shaking. There are unconfirmed reports on the Daily Kos and The Huffington Post that she has been given sedatives to help her function.

Act II

On September 22-24, 2009, a devastating Category 5 hurricane, Hurricane Mina, hits the Atlantic Coast of Florida. Most of the Kennedy Space Center at Cape Canaveral is destroyed. But the worst of the problems come as Miami suffered horrific damage, as does Jacksonville.

Despite the best efforts of Gov. Charlie Crist, evacuation plans failed because of the crush of traffic. Lawlessness ensued after days of no power, with looting and rioting. When Dr. James Dobson blames Floridians for the Hurricane Mina because they voted for Barack Obama and Joe Biden for President (McCain won in 2008 by capturing Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Colorado), President Palin fails to issue a statement condemning Dobson until September 25, 2009. Even Gov. Crist calls Pres. Palin’s failure to respond “reprehensible.”

On September 29, 2009, U.S. Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens dies from a heart attack in his sleep. On September 30, 2009, Pres. Palin announces that she wants to ensure the overturning of Roe v. Wade and selected former Kansas Attorney General Phill Kline to fill Justice Stevens’ vacancy.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid calls the pick “the most unqualified and most political nomination in the history of the Republic” and vows that Kline’s nomination won’t even see a committee hearing.

On October 3, 2009, Russia sends tanks and troops into the Baltic nations of Estonia, Lativia, and Lithuania, citing “concerns” over treatment of ethnic Russians in the former Soviet republics. In her 2008 debate with Biden, she had told the nation, “Should Russian aggression enter our allies in the Baltic, and if I were President, I will not let that stand.” Pres. Palin sends a carrier group and a division of Marines off the Baltic coast in response. Russia recalls its ambassador to the United States. Satellite photos show a Russian convoy of ships off the coast of Cuba.

While pre-occupied with the situation in the Baltic, on October 7, 2009, Iran launches a pre-emptive missile strike against Tel Aviv with chemical weapons. During that same debate with Biden in 2008, Pres. Palin said “an attack on Israel by Iran would be considered an attack on the United States.”

Pres. Palin asks Congress for a declaration of war against Iran, but Congress refuses to vote for a war with Iran while still engaged in Iraq and Afghanistan, and, apparently, the Baltic. Even Sen. Lindsey Graham says that America’s armed forces are spread too thin. Congress does pass the first peace time draft since the Vietnam War. College campuses erupt with protests, with the Universities of Michigan, Kansas, Florida, California, and other schools closed because of the violent protests.

Meanwhile, rumors continue to circulate, now even being reported by Joe Scarborough on MSNBC, that Pres. Palin has had a nervous breakdown. No one is quite sure who is running the country.

Act III

On October 21, 2009, Israel has launched nuclear missiles and dropped nuclear bombs on Iran. Tehran is destroyed but turmoil has broken out in Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and Syria, with all three countries governments being toppled by fundamentalist Muslim radicals. Oil from the Mideast is at a trickle and gasoline prices in the U.S. have hit $9.50/gallon. On October 29, 2009, the Dow Industrials has its biggest percentage loss in its history, losing nearly half of its value in a single day.

A group of Republican and Democratic leaders of past and present secretly gather in St. Louis. Former Presidents George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter, and the House and Senate Republican and Democratic leaders say enough is enough, that Pres. Palin is over her head. They appoint former Secretaries of State James Baker, Madeleine Albright, and Condeleeza Rice to secretly meet with Pres. Palin with a plan for her to resign.

However, the plan is not to have Pres. Palin resign immediately. They approach her with a plan to have former Secretary of State Colin Powell be appointed then confirmed as Vice President. Then once he is confirmed, Pres. Palin is to resign and Vice President Powell is to be President. He will then appoint former U.S. Senator Tom Daschle as Vice President in a “Fusion” ticket to try and reunify the country and put experienced people in place who can deal with the nation’s many pressing problems.

Pres. Palin at first chaffes at the suggestion that she follow this national unity plan. She says she was elected to do a job. However, Secretary Baker politely but firmly reminds her that she’s not getting the job done and even if she was, our adversaries don’t respect her. NSA reports that China is assembling an invasion force in the Formosa Straits and it looks like Taiwan could be under attack within days.

Palin agrees. On November 4, 2009, she names Secretary Powell as Vice President. On November 9, 2009, citing family concerns, she resigns as President of the United States, only the second President in history to do so. On November 15, 2009, the U.S. Senate confirms Sen. Daschle as Vice President.

***

I obviously do not want anything to happen to John McCain should he be elected. That would be a terrible tragedy for our country. And the above is a work of fiction. Or is it? I have no doubt that Gov. Palin is a good and successful person. But does she have the experience and respect to be President should the need arise? Is she too much of a partisan on abortion for her own good? Can she stand up to Putin and others?

I have my doubts.

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Aug 30, 2008
Poll: Will Media Say 3,000,000 Attended LifeLight?
Posted by: Todd Epp - 08/30/2008 9:49 PM (Argus Leader, Holidays, humor, Media, RSS Feed, LifeLight)


As my good friend Windsor Lewis at South DaCola points out, the LifeLight Christian music festival organizers seem to, er, fudge the number of attendees of the Labor Day Weekend event in Sioux Falls.

So, how many people do you think they'll say will be there?


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Aug 30, 2008
Johnson's Name Change to Ocho Cinco a Game Changer?
Posted by: Todd Epp - 08/30/2008 7:38 PM (2008 U.S. Senate Race, humor, NFL, Rep. Joel Dykstra, RSS Feed, Sen. Tim Johnson, Chad Johnson)


Perhaps this will be a game changer in the U.S. Senate race.

Johnson has changed his name to Ocho Cinco.

Will Rep. Joel Dykstra use this as a campaign issue?

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Aug 29, 2008
Barack Obama as Political Iconography
Posted by: Todd Epp - 08/29/2008 10:10 AM (2008 Election, Art, Democracy, RSS Feed, Sen. Barack Obama)




Want proof that Barack Obama is a different kind of politician, a transformational figure?

Look at the art that has popped up around his candidacy.

It is something akin to religious iconography.

Not even Ronald Reagan—beloved as he was and transformational as he was—received such treatment.

The above remarkable piece is representative—It is both Lincolnesque and Christ-like.

Wow.

Photo: General view of Unconventional ‘08 at The Manifest Hope Gallery on August 27, 2008 in Denver, CO. (wireimage.com photo)

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Aug 28, 2008
The Man Crush Is Back On!
Posted by: Todd Epp - 08/28/2008 10:26 PM (2008 Election, Democracy, Denver Democratic Convention, RSS Feed, Sen. Barack Obama, Sen. John McCain)





Obama's acceptance speech was, like, wow. Went after McCain. Talked about coming from humble roots. Revived the American dream. Gave specifics about an Obama Administration. Spoke to our better angels.

What a great day to be an American!

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